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I found the dragon's egg in the heart of the mountain.

I sold it for $5.

Name:
Ember Witchwood
Birthdate:
9 November
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External Services:
  • wiznitch@livejournal.com
Wiznitch

-noun

1. a witch-bitch hybrid; a short witch with a large attitude problem.

2. a young woman who bakes excessively despite not really liking sweets.

-verb

1. to paint the entire living room orange simply because you are bored; to add stripes so it looks like it was planned out.

2. to come up with ridiculous, long winded excuses on a moment's notice; to bullshit like you have never bullshited before.

-adjective

1. fucking insane; crazy; swimming in lunacy.


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